"What instrument do you play?"
Oh i play
the gym badges
"Abandoned Chip" by David Olenick
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.