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jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret
im lit as fuck rn

jetgreguar:

babyferaligator:

madeagoestohell:

yo

the ol razzle dazzle

tommy imma let u in on a secret


im lit as fuck rn

turbro:

gotitforcheap:

my aesthetic? 

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overly photoshopped adam sandler on the cover of click

look at his fuckin’ lips

conflictedfeelings:

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

BEAT THAT TUNA

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

I am fucking stupid and need to have my phone taken away from New at night because I make bad decisions when I’m emotionally compromised

Now, the really good thing about meeting the President of the United States is the FOOD. They put you in this little room with just about anything you want to eat or drink.

40 Days Pokémon Challenge | Day 33

Favorite Pokémon Professor: Professor Samuel Oak ◄